[Celajuice]

Gawd Blizzard, either we rule or... okay we rule, and we have no lives apparently.

Starting with the realm first level 80, first level 80 paladin, and first level 80 draenei, Cowdein the Lifeless ushered in the first of our many server firsts... we occasionally just take up a collection to have pizza delivered and shoved under his door. For all the haters out there, here's a pro tip for free: YOU SUCK.

In less than two weeks, we've killed Kel'Thuzad, Sartharion, Malygos and Archavon--all server firsts, lawl. And we aren't just talking about 10-mans, although we've done those too. Clearly we are living proof of what's possible when you live in mom and dad's basement and forget to shower or sleep. Clearly.

From our racially rerolling priests, to our army of death knights, we are in ur server stealing ur server firsts. Honestly, it's getting lonely at the top.

Meanwhile, we'll be shining up our go-karts and stocking up on bananas and turtle shells for WotLK endgame. I bet you wish you knew what we were talking about.

WotLK Tier 7 content cleared: November 24, 2008

[Celajuice]

Starting with that lonely, flagged huntard in Azshara, we descended into the bowels of Orgrimmar where we proceeded to eviscerate Thrall. After all the leaders of the Horde were slaughtered mercilessly, we returned to Orgrimmar to get Thrall a second time for the one person that didn't get credit for the kill. Unfortunately, he hadn't respawned yet.

JC, being the opportunists that we are, made our lemons into lemonade and annihilated everything we could. The smart Horde watched on, unflagged. Lord knows they weren't using the bank or the auction house. El oh el.

Also in JC fashion, the killing spree that was so meticulous and exacting in the beginning, ended in a strange marriage of ADHD and confusion. Our raid degenerated into shiny-thing-over-here syndrome, leaving the smart ones safely hearthing to Dalaran and the unlucky ones taking a spirit res.

But not before we whipped our metaphorical dick out on the bank. Don't worry Loin King, we'll get you your burr soon.

[Celajuice]

Big grats to Ristoril (Skynet) on [Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury] and [Thalassian Ranger Gauntlets]! Also grats to Orakle (Rerollasandra) on your [Golden Staff of the Sin'dorei], and moi with [Cover of Ursol the Wise]. Cel will have a sad face until Naxx lawl.

SUNWELL PLATEAU CLEARED.

Videos of KJ Kill:
Démon (aka Jaeydn)
Rellikdemon

[Celajuice]

After way too many excruciating nights of wiping, one attempt even at 1%, JC managed to down M'uru. A very bored hunter counted 356 wipes before tonight's raid and over 112,000 gode spent in repairs. We still are counting how many shaman we had to sacrifice to get this kill...

Big grats to Kaetine (YAP!) on your [Robes of Ghostly Hatred] and Angris (How the heck do you know that?) on your [Shifting Naaru Silver].

LOL @offspec swords and alts in for a first kill--grats to Amori (I've got dis!) on the [Muramasa] and Vanessa (Wannabe priest) on your [Sin'dorei Band of Triumph].

Shout outs to Zotem (GL on new job) and Shoxx (who is pursuing his dream to become the male counterpart of Busty Heart).

For the record, gravity balls and void zones are very difficult to avoid using click2move...

[Zoroaster]

145 wipes and 14 oops-I-fell-off-the-ledge's later the Twins were dead!

One of the best kills we've had in a while. Very well designed fight, we could change our strat every week and go on for at least a month or so, all of which would be viable for a kill. Great job on sticking with it thru the numerous strategy changes and wipes everyone. Now off to M'uru!!

Congratulations to the following on their new loots: Amori - [Crimson Paragon's Cover] Orakle - [Shawl of Wonderment] Jamini & Scolios - [Shroud of Redeemed Souls] OtE - [Belt of the Forgotten Conqueror] and Shoxx - [Sin'dorei Pendant of Salvation]

Pro tip of the week: Flame Touched lasts 3 minutes, so if you have it when the boss dies just get naked and die since everyone else will be checking the loot and not healing you!